PIMP SH!T.

An email that was just forwarded to me about the entrepreneurial hustle of a real life love pimp….

Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 09:38:11 -0700
From: mrccaldwel@yahoo.com
Subject: I ______ You. A. love B.hate C.miss D.want ( wait till you see my essay ?)
To: jmarie575@yahoo.com
CC: bdsmith10@hotmail.com

Hey new lady. This is the north star aka Los. You really impressed me last night. I mean we talked for like three hours but it felt like three minutes. I am multi-tasking because i really have to get these requisitions finished and turned in for my neurotransmitter research program but i couldn’t stop thinking of you so I decided to write. How is everything with you? I hope smooth because my sh*t is flying on by. I am a oh hold on I need to ask Dr. B something………….. that fool a$$ b#tch maid punk couldn’t even answer my question any way you need to prepare for an enlightenment. I look forward to meeting you and checking out that body (just playing)(no actually I’m serious) I am working on sending you a picture but until then i will use my descriptive abilities to the best of my f%cking ability. I stand 6ft 4 in tall with with a slim physique. My hair is short, silky thick in texture ,and as calm as Atlantic ocean waters in the spring. My skin is smooth and mealinated almost giving the allusion that i am covered in wet Cinnamon paint. You will be most impressed with my cultivating charm and odd facial features. My bone structure is that of my Egyptian ancestors especially in the face. (I have narrow features but a fairly sizable nose) My body though still in a developing state is cut and in preparation for perfection. My abs look like there is a little man in my stomach pushing them forward. My chest is better at some angles than others and my arms are slim but cut. I wear my facial hair short and neat or sometimes during the week a boxer style shot and musky like a cowboy that has been in the wilderness. My eyes are deep , wide , and full of soul like an experienced womens anatomy and my teeth are nothing short of perfection. My weaknesses are my feet ( i’m an athlete sue me) and my pubic hairs. I think that’s every thing. I’ll talk to you one day soon. - LOS aka Intelligent T.H.U.G. from the 214 PS Imagine being born in a arctic climate and sustaining life for 100’s of years with the utilization of canabolism and forced survival thrust. Being in a region such as this does not allow the skin to produce vitamin D metabolism (mealanin) because of the rationed day light. Thus you have the caucasoid (white skin) which better endures harsh climates such as it was around the 51st parrallel. Once Europeans became able to circum navigate the world the would F%ck women of all other ethnicities. When the child was born it was obvious that the mealanined skinned gene trait was dominate there foreshadowing the aliviation of the whit race. Whites already where and are the minority of the world being that every other race of people contain colored skin. This bought apon a sense of urgency to prevent the eradication the caucasoid. T hat is why since the begining of time whites have always wanted to enslave and conquer because once you leave such harsh weather conditions and see all these other f$cking people that do not look like you living in tropical climates with plush natural resources of course you want to take that sh*t and put through what you have endured. People like our old buddy Adolph was only carring out his acestors wishes to kill of all races . His mass genocides started with the jews but gotdamn me you know blacks were next. White people are inferior and still exude racism through the systems we live in. They created a false reality in which you and i are a slave of right now. Taxes on land that you own. We are working for the top 1% just as we all ways have being that only 13% of whites owned slaves during slavery. Next i will tell you how Africa was truly robbed but first you should know that I look really good and i gatta go